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Wednesday, September 10, 2003
Ok if ur a blonde and u read these.... dont get offended these two jokes seemed just really funny..... and my friend (who is blonde sent these 2 to me)
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.....I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger".
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?"
"What's a license???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.
"Registration..... what's that....?" asked the blonde.
"It's usually in your glove compartment." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.
"I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back, "Ummm... is this woman driving a red sports car?"
"Yes." replied the officer
"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher
"Uh... yes." replied the cop.
"Here's what you do." said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants."
"What!!? I can't do that. Its... inappropriate." exclaimed the cop.
"Trust me. Just do it." said the dispatcher.
So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.
The blonde looks down and sighs..... "Ohh no... not another breathalyzer......"
Posted at 07:48 pm by lilmami
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Thursday, September 04, 2003
HAPPY B-DAY TO ME
HAPPY B-DAY TO ME
HAPPY B-DAY TO ME
HAPPY B-DAY TO ME!!!
ITS MY 15TH B-DAY TODAY AND IM SO HAPPY! I GOT MONEY FROM MY FRIENDS AND A HUG FROM ADAM! (HEHE)
IM GONNA GET A LEARNERS REALLLLL SOON!! WOOHOO IM GONNA BE ABLE TO START DRIVIN. THEN ITS ON THE ROAD QUEEN 4 ME!
Posted at 05:44 pm by lilmami
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY B-DAY 2 U
HAPPY B-DAY 2 U
HAPPY B-DAY 2 PAYAL
HAPPY B-DAY 2 U!!!!
this is for my "lil sis" payal!happy 14th grlie!
Posted at 09:38 pm by lilmami
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Monday, September 01, 2003
damn this weekend was crazy
Friday night:
friday was the garba 4 the wedding and me patrick and payal got so hungry and we didnt want to eat the indian food. so me and patrick snuck off to the pizza hut down the street and got a pizza and brought it back. and i ate the most i was reallllll hungry that nite. and then payal had come home with me that nite and spent the nite..
Saturday nite:
the wedding omg so boring!! me and payal went out to popeyes and ate some food!
Sunday:
the reception
boring!!!!!
Posted at 09:12 pm by lilmami
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Friday, August 29, 2003
Artist: Savage Garden
Album: Savage Garden
Title: Truly Madly Deeply
(VERSE 1)
I'll be your dream,
I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope,
I'll be your love be everything that you need.
I love you more with every breath truly madly deeply do..
I will be strong I will be faithful
'cause I'm counting on
A new beginning.
A reason for living.
A deeper meaning.
I want to stand with you on a mountain.
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever.
til the sky falls down on me...
And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky,
I'll make a wish send it to heaven then make you want to cry..
The tears of joy for all the pleasure in the certainty.
That we're surrounded by the comfort and protection of..
The highest powers. In lonely hours. The tears devour you..
I want to stand with you on a mountain,
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever,
Until the sky falls down on me...
Oh can't you see it baby?
You don't have to close your eyes
'cause it's standing right here before you.
All that you need will surely come...
I'll be your dream
I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope
I'll be your love be everything that you need.
I'll love you more with every breath truly madly deeply do...
I want to stand with you on a mountain,
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever,
Until the sky falls down on me...
On the way home from school today i got a ride from treysi's mom and Adam got a ride to.. this song was playin in the car and Adam started singing along with it it was so funny!!!!!!!
Posted at 05:21 pm by lilmami
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Thursday, August 28, 2003
*I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
*Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
*I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
*Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.
*Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?
*How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
*Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!
*My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
*Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
*Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me.
*If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
*Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
*Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
*What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.
*What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
*I didn’t know that Miss America lived here!
*Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!
*Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
*I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.
*Are you Jamaican? ’Cause ja makin’ me crazy.
*Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"
*Do you know karate? ’Cause your body sure is kickin’!
*I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
*What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
*Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
*Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!
*Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see.
*Damn! And I thought I was good looking!
*My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be!
*OK, I’m here, what’s your next wish?
*You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache.
*Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.
*Your last name must be Campbell ’cause you’re Mmm! Mmm! Good.
*Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over your face.
*I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I’ll make your bed rock.
*I made a wish on a falling star, and you just made my wish come true!
*Your father must be a weapons specialist because you are the bomb!
*Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
Posted at 06:04 pm by lilmami
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Monday, August 25, 2003
OMG I just found out what my grade in theather is and it aint good at all!! its a fuckin 51!!! WTF!! shit and i thought that would be the easy pass class!!!!!!
i mean what the hell... how can i be doin that bad in theather!!!! i mean come on! and then i have mr. smartass sittin next to me with all those A's!! that class is hard! who knew!
well gotta go study so i dont get a 51 in any other class!
Posted at 05:39 pm by lilmami
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Saturday, August 23, 2003
Jewel-Intuition
~*~*~*~
I'm just a simple girl
In a high tech digital world
I really try to understand
All the powers that rule this land
They say Miss J's big butt is boss
Kate Moss can't find a job
In a world of post modern fad
What was good now is bad
It's not hard to understand
Just follow this simple plan
Follow your heart
Your intuition
It will lead you in the right direction
Let go of your mind
Your Intuition
It's easy to find
Just follow your heart baby
You look at me
but you're not quite sure
Am I it or could you get more?
You learn cool from magazines
You learn love from Charlie Sheen
If you want me let me know
I promise I won't say no
[CHORUS REPEAT]
You got something that you want me to sell
Sell your sin. Just cash in.
You got something that you want me to tell
You'll love me. Wait and see.
If you want me
Don't play games
I promise
it won't be in vain
Uh-uh-uh
[CHORUS]
Frankie J- Dont wanna try
~*~*~*~
(oooo)...don't wanna try don't wanna try (try try)
(oooo)..don't wanna try no more
(ooo)..don't wanna try don't wanna try don't wanna try
[Verse 1]
i can't believe u had the nerve to say the things u said
they hurt so bad that they ended our relationship
i can't believe it ..4 years go down the drain
oh how i wish things would of happened so differently
i try'd to save it so many times but you still couldn't see
u kept insistin' and resistin' that u would not fall again
and now u tryin' to tell me that ur sorry
and ur tryin' to come back home
ur tellin' me u really need me crying beggin both knees are on the floor
but baby i
[Chorus]
don't wanna try don't wanna try don't wanna try no more
u keep insisting when u know our love is out the door
don't wanna try don't wanna try cuz all we do is fight and say the things
i hurt u bad to when we both begin to cry
don't wanna try don't wanna try i 'bout just had enough its been a rough road
baby just let it go
don't wanna try don't wanna try don't wanna try no more
tell me whats the use of holdin' on when all we do is hurt our love
[Verse 2]
u and i had many conversations on the telephone
talks about one day we having a place of our own
wake up in the morning and have breakfast ready on the table
but all of that just seems so far away from me
had to wake up face reality
it all just seem to good to be true after all you put me through
and now u tryin' to tell me that ur sorry
and u tryin' to come back home
u tellin' me that u really need me crying beggin both knees are on the floor
but baby i
[Chorus]
don't wanna try dont wanna try dont wanna try no more
u keep insisting when u know our love is out the door
don't wanna try dont wanna try cuz all we do is fight and say the things
i hurt u bad to when we both begin to cry
dont wanna try don't wanna try i bout just had enough its been a rough road
baby just let it go
don't wanna try don't wanna try don't wanna try no more
tell me whats the use of holdin' on when all we do is hurt our love
[..fading into beat]
(don't wanna try don't wanna try)
(don't wanna try no more)
(don't wanna try don't wanna try..oo)
(don't wanna try don't wanna try)
(don't wanna try no more)
(don't wanna try dont wanna try don't wanna try no more ooo)
Kelly Clarkson-Miss Independent
Miss independent
Miss self sufficient
Miss keep your distance
Miss unafraid
Miss out my way
Miss don’t let a man interfere, no
Miss on her own
Miss almost grown
Miss never let a man help her off her throne
So, by keeping her heart protected
She’d never ever feel rejected
Little miss apprehensive
I said ooo, she fell in love
What is this feeling taking over
Thinking no one could open the door
Surprise it’s time to feel what’s real
What happened to Miss independent
No longer need to be defensive
Goodbye old you when love is true
Miss guarded heart
Miss play it smart
Miss if you want to use that line you better not start, no
But she miscalculated
She didn’t want to end up jaded
And this Miss decided not to miss out on true love
So, by changing her misconceptions
She went in a new direction
And found inside she felt a connection
She fell in love
Chorus
When Miss independent walked away
No time for love that came her way
She looked in the mirror and thought today
What happened to Miss no longer afraid
It took some time for her to see
How beautiful love could truly be
No more talk of why can’t that be me
I’m so glad I finally see…
Chorus
Posted at 03:49 pm by lilmami
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Monday, August 18, 2003
**PrEtTy iN PiNk**
**BeAuTiFuL iN bLuE**
**GoRgEoUs iN GrEeN**
**AnD SeXi ToO**
**iT DuNt MaTtA**
**WuT CoLoRz**
**oR sTyLeZ i RoCk**
**CuZ yOu HaTeRz**
**WiLL NeVa HaVe WuT i GoT!**!
ja rule n jlo keep sayin im real,
but what can i say u kno da deal,
u kno u be luvin dis,
me givin a sweet innocent kiss,
u'd be sayin damn dat gurl'z lyk woah!!!
N otha hunnies be sayin omg what a hoe
u jus dont kno ma flow,
so i'll give u sum advice
fuck u!!! n get a fuckin life
* Some guys are players*
**it's a known fact**
***so don't fall in love**
**Jus play da playa bak**
Posted at 09:55 pm by lilmami
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