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Wednesday, October 22, 2003
DAMn everyone knows by now
Aleighnoles (10:34:39 PM): do u like (name shall remain unknown i added this in here)
mizindependant07 (10:34:47 PM): y?
Aleighnoles (10:35:04 PM): yall r always hanging out so i was jw
mizindependant07 (10:35:28 PM): as a friend yea hes real nice and cool to hang out wit
Aleighnoles (10:35:36 PM): cool
mizindependant07 (10:35:41 PM): but not like as a boyfriend type thing
DAMN everyone seems to know now!!!
I think she know i was lying
Posted at 11:17 pm by lilmami
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Friday, September 26, 2003
ToDaY wAs HoMeCoMiNg!!!!
Da cardinals are a shame
we lost the football game tonite to Mt. Zion
34-0
WTF!! How did we lose that bad?
Oh And Today At School Wuz Spirit day
And I Had Red And White Spray Paint In my Hair
It was so cool!!
Well G2G ByE!!
Posted at 11:36 pm by lilmami
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Friday, September 19, 2003
just wanted to show some Class Of '07 poems
Party naked*
Have a blast*
mess with me*
ill kick yo ass*
get him hard*
wear a thong*
drink a 5th*
smoke a bong*
remember the guy*
remember the kiss*
member the nights were gonna miss*
hot guys*
sweet heaven*
were the class of 2007!
Herr we come ya'll.....
*Peace, love, birth control
Take a shot, smoke a bowl
Party hard, shake that ass
Drink one down, quick and fast
Life's a bitch, then you die
Screw this shit, let's get high
Lay a few, take the pill
Condoms, speed, sex appeal
Too bad for hell
Too good for heaven
Yeah, that's us, 2007*
--*PaRtY HaRd,FriEnDs 4EvEr,
ThRu ThiCk *N* ThiN We'LL sTiCk 2GeThEr
SnEaKiN OuT ThE WiNdOw,KeEpiN iT ReaL
( iF U'vE BeNn GrOuNdEd uUu KnO ThA DeAL )
MoViEs,MaLLs:WhErE Ya Go WhEn Ya CuT cLaSsEs
tOo HeLp GeT uUU OvA dA gUyZ wHo aRe aSsEs
DaNciN aT PaRtYs aLL NiTe LoNg
StiLL KeEpiN iT ReaL *N* sTaYiN sTrOnG!!
StAyIn TiGhT , WeLl Be In HeAvEn
CuZ wE`rE tHe ClAsS oF 2007 *--
*~*ClAsS oF '07 bAbY!
*2007 is years away,
*but we will graduate one day...
*soon enough we'll need jobs and cash
*just to pay for our college class...
*The years have gone by so fast...
*Now 2007 is having a blast...
*reminiscing on the past...
*all the memories we have shared...
*I never thought that I really cared...
*We will miss all our friends...
*this is where 2007 stops and ends...
*Just because 2007 is soon to be gone...
*May each and every graduate forever live on
Posted at 10:35 pm by lilmami
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Thursday, September 11, 2003
~*~FrEaKy StUfF BoUt 9/11~*~
>>FrEaKy CrAp BoUt 9/11
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|^[|]^ | |^[|]^ | R.I.P. 9/11/01
*Date of tha attack: 9.11(9 + 1 + 1=11)
*9.11 is tha 254th day of tha year: 2+ 5 + 4 =11 .
*After September 11, there are 111 days left in tha year. *sPoOkY*
*Twin Towers: standing side by side, resemble '11'.
*Tha first plane 2 hit tha towers was Flight 11.
*New York - Tha 11th State added 2 tha Union.
*New York City - 11 Letters.
*Tha Pentagon - 11 Letters.
*Afghanistan - 11 Letters.
*Flight 11-> 92 on board- 9 + 2 = 11.
*Flight 77-> 65 on board- 6 + 5 = 11 .
*lAsT: GEORGE W. BUSH- 11 letters
Posted at 05:30 pm by lilmami
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Wednesday, September 10, 2003
Ok if ur a blonde and u read these.... dont get offended these two jokes seemed just really funny..... and my friend (who is blonde sent these 2 to me)
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.....I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger".
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?"
"What's a license???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.
"Registration..... what's that....?" asked the blonde.
"It's usually in your glove compartment." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.
"I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back, "Ummm... is this woman driving a red sports car?"
"Yes." replied the officer
"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher
"Uh... yes." replied the cop.
"Here's what you do." said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants."
"What!!? I can't do that. Its... inappropriate." exclaimed the cop.
"Trust me. Just do it." said the dispatcher.
So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.
The blonde looks down and sighs..... "Ohh no... not another breathalyzer......"
Posted at 07:48 pm by lilmami
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Thursday, September 04, 2003
HAPPY B-DAY TO ME
HAPPY B-DAY TO ME
HAPPY B-DAY TO ME
HAPPY B-DAY TO ME!!!
ITS MY 15TH B-DAY TODAY AND IM SO HAPPY! I GOT MONEY FROM MY FRIENDS AND A HUG FROM ADAM! (HEHE)
IM GONNA GET A LEARNERS REALLLLL SOON!! WOOHOO IM GONNA BE ABLE TO START DRIVIN. THEN ITS ON THE ROAD QUEEN 4 ME!
Posted at 05:44 pm by lilmami
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY B-DAY 2 U
HAPPY B-DAY 2 U
HAPPY B-DAY 2 PAYAL
HAPPY B-DAY 2 U!!!!
this is for my "lil sis" payal!happy 14th grlie!
Posted at 09:38 pm by lilmami
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Monday, September 01, 2003
damn this weekend was crazy
Friday night:
friday was the garba 4 the wedding and me patrick and payal got so hungry and we didnt want to eat the indian food. so me and patrick snuck off to the pizza hut down the street and got a pizza and brought it back. and i ate the most i was reallllll hungry that nite. and then payal had come home with me that nite and spent the nite..
Saturday nite:
the wedding omg so boring!! me and payal went out to popeyes and ate some food!
Sunday:
the reception
boring!!!!!
Posted at 09:12 pm by lilmami
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Friday, August 29, 2003
Artist: Savage Garden
Album: Savage Garden
Title: Truly Madly Deeply
(VERSE 1)
I'll be your dream,
I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope,
I'll be your love be everything that you need.
I love you more with every breath truly madly deeply do..
I will be strong I will be faithful
'cause I'm counting on
A new beginning.
A reason for living.
A deeper meaning.
I want to stand with you on a mountain.
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever.
til the sky falls down on me...
And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky,
I'll make a wish send it to heaven then make you want to cry..
The tears of joy for all the pleasure in the certainty.
That we're surrounded by the comfort and protection of..
The highest powers. In lonely hours. The tears devour you..
I want to stand with you on a mountain,
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever,
Until the sky falls down on me...
Oh can't you see it baby?
You don't have to close your eyes
'cause it's standing right here before you.
All that you need will surely come...
I'll be your dream
I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope
I'll be your love be everything that you need.
I'll love you more with every breath truly madly deeply do...
I want to stand with you on a mountain,
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever,
Until the sky falls down on me...
On the way home from school today i got a ride from treysi's mom and Adam got a ride to.. this song was playin in the car and Adam started singing along with it it was so funny!!!!!!!
Posted at 05:21 pm by lilmami
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Thursday, August 28, 2003
*I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
*Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
*I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
*Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.
*Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?
*How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
*Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!
*My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
*Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
*Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me.
*If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
*Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
*Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
*What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.
*What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
*I didn’t know that Miss America lived here!
*Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!
*Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
*I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.
*Are you Jamaican? ’Cause ja makin’ me crazy.
*Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"
*Do you know karate? ’Cause your body sure is kickin’!
*I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
*What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
*Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
*Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!
*Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see.
*Damn! And I thought I was good looking!
*My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be!
*OK, I’m here, what’s your next wish?
*You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache.
*Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.
*Your last name must be Campbell ’cause you’re Mmm! Mmm! Good.
*Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over your face.
*I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I’ll make your bed rock.
*I made a wish on a falling star, and you just made my wish come true!
*Your father must be a weapons specialist because you are the bomb!
*Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
Posted at 06:04 pm by lilmami
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