*I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
*Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
*I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
*Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.
*Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?
*How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
*Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!
*My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
*Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
*Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me.
*If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
*Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
*Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
*What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.
*What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
*I didn’t know that Miss America lived here!
*Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!
*Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
*I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.
*Are you Jamaican? ’Cause ja makin’ me crazy.
*Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"
*Do you know karate? ’Cause your body sure is kickin’!
*I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
*What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
*Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
*Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!
*Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see.
*Damn! And I thought I was good looking!
*My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be!
*OK, I’m here, what’s your next wish?
*You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache.
*Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.
*Your last name must be Campbell ’cause you’re Mmm! Mmm! Good.
*Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over your face.
*I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I’ll make your bed rock.
*I made a wish on a falling star, and you just made my wish come true!
*Your father must be a weapons specialist because you are the bomb!
*Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
Posted at 06:04 pm by lilmami
